So *this* is what happens when you're on CRACK...


When you've been eating too much sugar, and watching Jane Austen movies (four and a half hours of P & P and Colin Firth. Yum.) and then talk to Annie about wanting to write a S/J AU fic (curses and praises Annie in the same breath), INSANITY ensues.

Suddenly, Jack is reclusive, rich, and retired Colonel who moves into the British countryside. Teal'c is his foreign buddy who saved his life in Africa and followed him home a la Morgan Freeman in Robin Hood.

Sam, of course, is the rebellious only daughter of a high ranking General who runs her family's country estate all by herself. She knows how to fight and shoot and farm and is scandously educated because she's best friends with Daniel in town (who happens to be the apprentice of some academic guy) and he slips her books on the sly. Jonas is an apothecary or something who helps her do experiments. Of course, she is also rather ignored in polite society due to her infamous list of ex-fiances. Jonas Hansen, a promising young cadet (who later went crazy from jungle fever in India), Martin Tokra (a successful and rich lawyer), Robert Barrett (now a respected member of Parliament), and Orlin Ascended (who was so heartbroken when she jilted him that he moved to France to join the priesthood).

*thunks head repeatedly on the desk*



Please, if you have a heart, ignore this.